Bad At Content funny mountain bike t-shirt in Navy — cracked smartphone lying in the dirt beside a handlebar grip under Bad At Content lettering

Locals approved not influencers T-shirt

S / Navy
$29.99
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Bad At Content funny mountain bike t-shirt in Navy — cracked smartphone lying in the dirt beside a handlebar grip under Bad At Content lettering

Locals approved not influencers T-shirt

Sizing Guide

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bmp-sizechart-tshirt for Nature Outdoors Theme
Size: S
Color: Navy
$29.99

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Printed to order

30-day returns

Ships from the USA

Fit & fabric

Soft, pre-shrunk cotton — a tee for after the ride, not a jersey replacement.

Relaxed unisex fit — true to size. Check the size guide above if you're between sizes.

Exact fabric and weight are listed in the product description below.

Built to last

Reinforced seams — double-needle stitching at shoulders, sleeves and hem.

Direct-to-garment print — the design is printed into the fabric, not stuck on top. Wash inside out, cold.

Shipping & returns

Printed in the USA — every order is printed and shipped from the US. Free shipping on orders $49+.

30-day returns — see our refund policy for details.

Zero footage. Great ride.

A smartphone lying in the dirt with its screen cracked across the middle, a handlebar grip beside it, and two words in heavy block letters above: bad at content.

The phone fell out on the first descent and nobody went back for it. No clip, no reel, no proof. You were there. That covers it.

The shirt itself
Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton. Heavier weight, broken-in feel, holds its shape wash after wash.

The kind of shirt you throw on at the trailhead, wear to the dig day, and still have on deep into the post-ride.

Not a jersey. Not trying to be. Just a well-made shirt for people who already know the difference.

Navy, White or Black. Sizes S–3XL. Printed to order.

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Not riding gear. Just well-made tees for people who ride because it is fun. Every design is drawn for riders who use the bike to switch off, not to race.

Designed in Spain. Printed to order in the USA — nothing sits in a warehouse.

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FAQ

Where are you located?

Curva Department is designed in Spain and printed in the USA. Your tee is produced by our US print partners and ships domestically, so it doesn't cross an ocean to reach you.

Designs drawn in Europe. Printing done stateside.

Do you ship internationally?

We currently ship within the United States. More terrain coming soon.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

As soon as your order ships, you'll get a tracking email to follow its journey from our shop to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

Comfortable, high-quality fabrics across all our tees — built for the culture around riding, not a jersey replacement. Materials can vary by product, so check each product page for the exact specs.