Curva Department
Turntable Hub T-shirt
Turntable Hub T-shirt
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Free shipping on orders over $49 — Designed in Spain. Printed in the USA.
Rotor as platter. Derailleur as tonearm. Freehub as bearing.
Drawn as a proper technical plate, with guide lines and part names, because the joke only works if it's taken completely seriously. Vibration contours included.
The freehub buzz on a long coast is the closest thing this sport has to a record playing. No slogan on this one. If you know the sound, the drawing is the whole caption.
The shirt itself
Gildan 64000 Softstyle — 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton. Light, soft, semi-fitted, with a smooth face that keeps the print sharp wash after wash. Sport Grey and heather colours are cotton/poly blends. Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck and sleeves. Quarter-turned so there's no crease down the middle. Tear-away label.
Not technical gear. Not a jersey. Just a well-made shirt that gets the reference.
Runs true to size. Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print.
Shipping
Shipping
Every tee is printed to order in the USA — nothing sits in a warehouse.
Printing: 3 to 5 business days.
Standard shipping: 3 to 4 business days within the US.
Free shipping on any order over $49 — two tees always qualify. Under that, Standard shipping is a flat $4.85.
Fit and care
Fit and care
Runs true to size. Semi-fitted, unisex cut. If you are between sizes or want it roomier, size up.
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
Returns
Returns
Wrong size, or a print that is not right? Write to support@curvadepartment.com and we sort it out.
Because each tee is printed for you, we cannot restock returns — but a real problem with the product gets replaced or refunded.
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